All play: Move If

Contributed by: Phil Trotter

Have everyone seated. Instruct people to move according to your directions, if they fit the description. Soon you’ll have some funny pile ups and lots of laughter. Check beforehand for people with a disability or injury that may exclude them.

Move 1 seat to the left if …. you’re wearing orange
Move 2 seats to the right if …. you took a shower today
Move 1 seat to the left if …. You have ever held a bottle of Jif in your life
Move 3 seats to the left if …. You have more than 2 pets in your house
Move 2 seats to the right if …. You never wear deodorant
Move 1 seat to the right if …. You wear a ring someone else gave you
Move 1 seat to the left if …. You have more than five dollars on you
Move 2 seats to the left if …. You’re wearing black
Move 5 seats to the right if …. you have a TV in your bedroom
Move 3 seats to the left if …. You’re taller than either of your parents
Move 1 seat to the left if …. you own a skateboard
Move 2 seats to the right if ….you can surf
Move 1 seat to the right if …. You ever kissed someone on a (first) date
Move 3 seats to the left if …. Are legally allowed to drive a car
Move 3 seats to the right if …. you’ve ever sat on the knee of a stranger
Move 2 seats to the left if …. have ever seen a movie more than 5 times
Move 1 seat to the left if …. You ever lost more than $5
Move back to your original seat if …. You’ve had enough of this game